Midvale School For The Gifted !
Midvale School For The Gifted
(Our 1999-2000 Science Fair Project: Why Are People Stupid / Are Humans Made Of Meat?)
EdFurniture/Let Them Eat Records 2000 CD
01. The Artist, He Feels Paint (Part 1)
02. There Are All Kinds of Ghosts
03. Swarm of Spanish Flies
04. A Man's Man
05. Funky Interlude
06. The Artist, He Feels Paint (Part 2)
07. Techno Cat Fight
08. One-Chord Wonder
09. Millard Skynard
10. What's Up With How You Been Dissin' Me?
An album by 3 technically prodigious middle-school kids from Midvale, Utah who are rabid fans of Victims Family and Sir Millard Mulch.
They have a collective IQ of 498 and they rock. This recording was turned in as part of their science fair project.
It was sent as a demo before they blew up their school.
This most recent case of childhood rage left an entire town in anarchic ruin and a crater nearly half a mile in diameter.
The children have been relocated to a secure facility in Salt Lake City where they will undergo serious psychological evaluation by a team of 15 prominent psychologists from around the world...
Utah has long been recognized for its collection of important avant garde bands. One of the more influential of these, and with a substantial cult following, is Midvale School for the Gifted. Comprised of Ralphy, Lawrence, and Milhaus, and named after their junior high school, Midvale School for the Gifted produce an impressive sonic assault on the ear facilities of the listener.
Reminiscent of their favorite artists Victim's Family and Sir Millard Mulch, Midvale School for the gifted put their signature spin on a mixture of punk rock mentality and cross-genre musical experimentation.
Their one and only album was created as a companion to their 1999-2000 science fair project "Idiots: Why are people stupid/Are humans made of meat?" which resulted in the destruction of nearly 900 students, teachers, and faculty members.
It is a significant piece of art that is recognized by all important music critics. (CDBaby.com)
Short extracts from insert, click on image below for full reading:
(won't explode, i swear!)
"The explosive charge which killed nearly 900 students, teachers and faculty members is theoretically believed to have been detonated via email, which was sent to a small nuclear device disguised as a bizarre science fair project...."
"... The federal bureau of investigations which had already dispatched two agents to inspect the device upon request by the senior director of the Midvale School for the Gifted Science Department, has not ruled out the possibility that the agents had somehow set the device off accidentally while poking at it mockingly..."
50 things parents can do to make sure their kids grow up to shoot their classmates!
Ain't life a blast?
Chill out baby, 224~320kbs Mp3 encoded + scans...
Enjoy if you dare!
Tu n'as pas compris le sujet? Tu n'aimes pas l'anglais? Dommage.
Ceci dit, Ralphy, Lawrence et Milhaus ne sont autres que Ralph Spight, Larry Boothroyd (Victims Family etc.) et Carl King aka Sir Millard Mulch aka Dr Zoltan Obelisk!!
Si tu regardes bien la couv, tu les reconnaitras. Quelle joke!
Achète leurs disques!
Unzip pass: deathburger